Hey baby. I’m sure you get this a lot, but you have gorgeous eyes.
Hey kitty. How you doin’ today?
Your hair is so beautiful. May I touch it?
It’s not you; it’s him. You did nothing wrong. You’re still so great, and you deserve someone better. *lean in*
Hey girl. Looks like you’re having fun. Can I play with chu?
You like this? Well then, come over here and get it.
Oh god. You’re just so adorable right now. I can’t even handle it.
Has anyone told you how perfect you are? You’re so soft.
Not any worse than what I’ve heard. Wait, actually- guys HAVE said some of these lines to me before.