Alternative Slogans: Love

The closest thing we have to magic on earth.

The simplest religion in the history of mankind.

The easiest source of inspiration.

Yet the hardest concept to define.

Okay so these aren’t really alternative slogans, and sorry for all the superlatives, but love is seriously the bestest! And yes I did get the first line from the movie “Aquamarine.” I read the book when I was little, SHUT UP.

Happy Valentine’s Day!




Alternative Slogans: Push-Up Bras

I love Drag Themed Parties. Hope you don't mind my using this picture, Jeff!

Push-Up Bras

  • It’s what the people want.
  • Flip gravity off with your twins.
  • Because you wouldn’t want that new tween singer/actress sensation to upstage you.

Happy Three-Day MLK Day Weekend!