6:25 pm: Wow ok it felt like I just hit a brick wall made of hot air when I opened the door and walked in. I can do this! #healthy
6:27 pm: Goddammit why is every available free spot still DAMP with the sweat from the previous person? Gross! Will try to be early from now on! #hot
6:35 pm: So glad to do the Half Moon Pose! I’ve done this 1000+ times before #NBD Ooh look at that drop of sweat gliding down that @HotGuyInFront’s spine
6:38 pm: Um the Awkward Pose is SO awkward. It looks like we’re being forced to hold over a toilet ugh my thighs are burning too
6:41 pm: I feel you, bro! RT@FellowNewbie: God what did I get myself into!? #BikramYoga
6:44 pm: …the Eagle Pose looks nothing like an eagle unless an eagle really needs to go to the bathroom but can’t and is vogueing at the same time
6:47 pm: What is this pose called? The Ashamed Flamingo?! Why so many birds, you guys?!
6:50 pm: Oh wow I didn’t know that my knees have the ability to sweat until today. #Interesting