Sweet Nothings I Say to Shelter Cats That Can Also Be Pick-Up Lines

Hey baby. I’m sure you get this a lot, but you have gorgeous eyes.

Hey kitty. How you doin’ today?

Your hair is so beautiful. May I touch it?

It’s not you; it’s him. You did nothing wrong. You’re still so great, and you deserve someone better. *lean in*

Hey girl. Looks like you’re having fun. Can I play with chu?

You like this? Well then, come over here and get it.

Oh god. You’re just so adorable right now. I can’t even handle it.

Has anyone told you how perfect you are? You’re so soft.

Not any worse than what I’ve heard. Wait, actually- guys HAVE said some of these lines to me before.